Monday, September 14, 2009

Dear Kanye West,

You are an embarassment.

The man is an attention-craving, brainless and disrespectful assbag.

When is he going to sit his ass down and learn to agree to disagree?

Of course he forgot to dose up on Midol and his itchy vagina pushed him to do what is unarguably another douchebag move.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is about Kanye West stealing Taylor Swift's spotlight right when she was giving her acceptance speech. Instead of letting her have her moment, he went on stage, interrupted her to say that Beyonce's music video was the best of all time, thus making 19 year old Taylor Swift, feel like absolute shit.

What a gentleman.
Taylor Swift deserved her moment, he had no right to do what he did. Thankfully Beyonce is a classy lady for cleaning up his stupidity (when she won her own award, she had Taylor come on stage to do another acceptance speech).

Of course, I'm sure his PR agents were most confused and shocked at this whole ordeal and immediately ordered him to apologize...........on his blog......................LIKE A REAL MAN (ALL IN CAPS!!!!111!1!11!!&%#)!!!

Every year, this guy has something to bitch about and does it better than any 2 year old I've come across.
He couldn't stand not winning a VMA award and got caught exploding backstage (~ in 2007), spazzing out like someone spilt white-out on that manly pleather shirt he wore last night........
He also shunned random artists for winning awards he deemed undeserving (e.g: The Dixie Chicks Grammy award back in 2007) and other tasteless efforts to seek attention.

I think he's just butt-hurt that someone as young as Taylor is outselling him.

I'll be riding the bus that runs you over, Kanye.
Ya that's right, come and get me with your Venetian Blinds.

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