Le Sigh

Ever get tired of stupid boys always fueling stupid bitches?

:/

Dear Beyonce,

You look terribleeeeeeeeeeee as a blonde.

Let Lady GaGa look like Lady GaGa...

BACK

I'M POSTINGGGGGGG

Granted this isn't related to cosmetic products, but a cosmetic-related procedure. *So my apologies*.

So apparently Asians are sending their dogs to the groomer for dye jobs.

It's basically extreme make-over for your pets, jungle style, rrrrrrr.

How can dog owners be so careless... If you're going to drag-up your dog, at least have the decency to equip them with heels and diamonds. THE NERVE.

DailyMail Article

Jesse James - The New Tiger Woods

It seems that Tiger Woods' whore disease has hit and infected Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James,  and is slowly morphing him into an unfaithful man-whore (who for some reason, over-collects nazi memorabilia...........)

But yes, Hollywood seems we have another unfaithful jerk pushing his way into every (overly tatooed) stripper/whore/cyborg he can stick his penis into.

What is with this tendency of having multiple affairs? I mean so far, we thought he had it with one person, now his list is reaching up to 5 hoes. And it might go on...

And what is with this ridiculous tendency for Oscar-winning actresses to have scandals rise a week after their win? Is this from some sort of inferiority complex from their husbands not being able to handle their immense success or just a tiny penis thing?

Probably the penis thing. Either way, Scum!

If you're going to marry, you're signing your life and balls away to one person. Deal, or don't marry.

Blippy.com - A More Useless Twitter

Blippy.com is a twitter-like website which posts all your purchases. 

You basically enter your credit/debit card(s) into your profile and Bam, every purchase gets posted.

...

Are you kidding me?

Nobody really understood the point of twitter, but everybody hopped on the bandwagon when they saw shitty celebrities using it. (Guilty >.>, but SHHHHHH)

Nobody gives a shit that you spent $6 on Miley Cyrus' album on iTunes.
Or $13 for Vagisil cream. Yes, I mean you, Kanye.

 

I swear these websites are revolutionizing the way we spent time on the toilet.

Tiger Woods in 10 Hoods

Vagina hoods.

So everyone was pretty shocked when Tiger Woods' extra-marital affair came to light, but now the count went up to 10 different hoebags (including a stripper).

Is pro-golfing really that much of a turn on? Or something that even attracts groupies? HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

There has been a lot of discussion surrounding Tiger Woods' wife bribed with money to stay in the loveless and possibly, STD stricken marriage as his trophy wife by basically offering her ...what around $20-$50-$80 million? Well no news of her accepting any of it, yet..... But she has officially moved out of Tiger's home.

Any wagers on how many more skanks come forward?

Image by

The Superficial

Lindsay LoLhan

What ever happened to this poor thing?

She went from a sweet, lil redhead going head to head with Hilary Duff in a popularity contest and now she's a 23 year old anorexic, bi-confused coke-head who looks like a rundown cougar.

What's with the corset? Is this her new way of keeping what flesh she has left together?

Image from

The Superficial

Miley Cyrus' Lil Sister - Age Appropriate Clothing!

So, the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation's 16th Annual Dream Halloween has invited many celebs and child celebs to be part of the event.

One memorable appearance by Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister, Noah Cyrus.

Really Billy Ray Cyrus? Whoring out the younger one too? For shame.

How much more rent and hair transplants do these kids have to pay for you?

I may be wrong though, nowadays I'm sure all 9 year olds love playing with stripper boots and dominatrix corsets. Times have changed indeed.

So Halloween Costume? Or an eerie view into her future?

Photo From

Celebrity-Gossip.net

NASA to blow up the Moon - Zombie Apocalypse in Motion

So, if you may not know by now, NASA has plans, tomorrow specifically, to blow up the moon, and by blow up, I mean shoot a $79 million satellite ( Lunar Crater Observation and its Sensing Satellite or LCROSS) at 6k mph into it.

The aim of the project is to find out whether the moon has water... and NASA will be doing this by giving the moon a new asshole.

How retarded or stoned do you have to be to come up with an idea this dumb?

This will disrupt the moon's supernatural pull on earth and thus begins the zombie awakening. Although, look on the bright side, this could put an end to all werewolf transformations. Can't have a full moon when it's got a hole the size of Octomom's cooch. OH SHI-

Enjoy the waves surfers.

io9.com article

The Buzz log article

NASA's LCROSS Project Page

Avril Lavigne makes a perfume - BE YOUR OWN STAR

You have got to be kidding me....

Go back to wearing ties and singing pop miss "sk8er".

Wonder what this puppy smells like? Fresh divorce? The tears from attention deprivation?

BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRR, BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRRR, lalaaalaaaaaaaaaa

p.s. do playboy already

Heidi Montag/Spencer wants to be a sex icon

Um... no.

This chick's ego is as big as her disaster performance at the Miss Universe pageant.

She recently had a mini interview with UK's Closer magazine, two questions, one being about her playboy shoot and her desire to get a boob job:

"Playboy shoot:
"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."
On the boobs:
"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

Listen, you delusional person-who-looks-like-your-husband's-relative, you will never be an iconic sex symbol. Sex symbols will show their tits in playboy, you did no such thing. You're a sad excuse for a media-whore, who only gets bad press.

Secondly, you have a flat ass. 
Bending over in pictures and tip-toeing in front of the paparazzo (that you conveniently call to at your every location), gives the illusion, not the actual curvy butt.

Do not brag on what you don't have.

Quotes from PerezHilton.com

Oxford takes away hyphens

Way to encourage laziness.

Oxford has decided to release their new dictionnary by eliminating over 16000 hypenated words.

The reason?

"People are not confident about using hyphens anymore, they're not really sure what they are for...Printed writing is very much design-led these days in adverts and Web sites, and people feel that hyphens mess up the look of a nice bit of typography. The hyphen is seen as messy looking and old-fashioned.""

Well this is certainly encouraging... Maybe they'll change "You" for "U" to support all internet typing needs and finally make space for "lol" in the dictionary. Hey Oxford, while you're at it, why don't you stick Kanye West's face under douche-bag... or wait... is it... douchebag... LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW.

Article: Oxford Eliminates Hyphens

Kanye Owned

Well Kanye West's stupid behavior on Sunday night has had terrible backlashes and continues to get shit from just about everyone in the business (and us regular folk on the interwebz).

I found these funny pics, all dedicated to his Royal Dumbassness.

Enjoy!

 

 

 

Lewl

Dear Kanye West,

You are an embarassment.

The man is an attention-craving, brainless and disrespectful assbag.

When is he going to sit his ass down and learn to agree to disagree?

Of course he forgot to dose up on Midol and his itchy vagina pushed him to do what is unarguably another douchebag move.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is about Kanye West stealing Taylor Swift's spotlight right when she was giving her acceptance speech. Instead of letting her have her moment, he went on stage, interrupted her to say that Beyonce's music video was the best of all time, thus making 19 year old Taylor Swift, feel like absolute shit.

What a gentleman.
Taylor Swift deserved her moment, he had no right to do what he did. Thankfully Beyonce is a classy lady for cleaning up his stupidity (when she won her own award, she had Taylor come on stage to do another acceptance speech).

Of course, I'm sure his PR agents were most confused and shocked at this whole ordeal and immediately ordered him to apologize...........on his blog......................LIKE A REAL MAN (ALL IN CAPS!!!!111!1!11!!&%#)!!!

Every year, this guy has something to bitch about and does it better than any 2 year old I've come across.
He couldn't stand not winning a VMA award and got caught exploding backstage (~ in 2007), spazzing out like someone spilt white-out on that manly pleather shirt he wore last night........
He also shunned random artists for winning awards he deemed undeserving (e.g: The Dixie Chicks Grammy award back in 2007) and other tasteless efforts to seek attention.

I think he's just butt-hurt that someone as young as Taylor is outselling him.

I'll be riding the bus that runs you over, Kanye.

Ya that's right, come and get me with your Venetian Blinds.

Picture by PerezHilton.com

Chris Brown Wtf?

There has been a lot of talk about Chris Brown's recent interview on Larry King live, more specifically on the part of the interview where he says he can't remember beating up Rhianna....

So let me get this straight... you make a public video apologizing for beating her up, you go on Larry King to redeem yourself, claim to have forgotten beating her and do it looking like fucking Pee-Wee Herman?

Nice bow-tie, gangsta.

19 kids?!

TLC apparently airs a reality show of a family of 18 KIDS O_O!

The mother of the army gave birth to the 18th child this past december and is apparently pregnant, yet again.

18 not enough huh?

A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR.

FROSH WEEK

This week is Frosh week for both McGill and Concordia Universities in Montreal. 

A week-long noble tradition for both universities, where students can roam freely around the streets of Montreal, frolicking in silly attire and drinking heavily. This experience is supposed to make new students get to know each other and be part of the campus community.

This is also known as Snipe-A-Freshman Week.

Pick your station and balloon-bomb (or run over) drunken freshmen, prancing around like idiots, making this event a Mardi Gras episode on C.O.P.S

Any wagers on how many freshmen chicks get knocked up? Place your bets!