So, if you may not know by now, NASA has plans, tomorrow specifically, to blow up the moon, and by blow up, I mean shoot a $79 million satellite ( Lunar Crater Observation and its Sensing Satellite or LCROSS) at 6k mph into it.
The aim of the project is to find out whether the moon has water... and NASA will be doing this by giving the moon a new asshole.
How retarded or stoned do you have to be to come up with an idea this dumb?
This will disrupt the moon's supernatural pull on earth and thus begins the zombie awakening. Although, look on the bright side, this could put an end to all werewolf transformations. Can't have a full moon when it's got a hole the size of Octomom's cooch. OH SHI-
Enjoy the waves surfers.