Monday, October 12, 2009

Date-Rape Prevention Lip Glosses

Well, not quite, but almost.

Unfortunately for most party-hardy women out there, the sneaky species of tiny penised, unattractive and small-minded men are roaming about, still trying to force women into sex with them by discretely spiking up their drinks.

2 Love My Lips are selling $16 lip glosses with a test card, in case your drink's been spiked with GHB or Ketamine.

This tester can only detect the drugs in non-alcoholic drinks, such as Apple, Grapefruit, Orange and Cranberry juice, Coca-Cola- 7-up, Pepsi, Red Bull, Vitamin water and Tea/Coffee.
For alcoholic-drinks, it can only be used in Beers, Straight Spirits, Wine and Champagne...

Maybe the company forgot that not all women necessarily go for shitty drinks when they're at a bar.
Oh I'm sorry, i'll just leave my precious apple juice by the bar so I can pamper up. /spiked

Not a bad idea, but definitely more a sales scheme than anything else.  What ever happened to simply watching your drink?
Is the even strip re-usable? Better damn well be for a $16 lip gloss.



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