I don't know who's bright idea this was, but if I were any of these unfortunate pooches, i'd squeeze a hot shadoobie in my punk-ass owner's fave pumps, set the living room on fire, call PETA and blame it on the cat.
Bit much? Nah.
This was a contest on which groomer can make the best transformation on a poodle. From bison, to pandas, to faeries, to Jack Sparrow.....You know, normal things poodles are supposed to be.