I'm sure a ton of guys are glued to the site of those puppies (and by puppies I mean boulders), but this is just too much. I mean, I'm not quite sure if those are boobs, or if someone just glued a booty to her chest. You know Pamela Anderson is crying in a corner somewhere because of THIS competition.
No really, LOOK AT THEM.
And what's scarier: I think they're real O_O.
That's one chest you can attempt to motorboat, but probably won't come out alive.
Who would win you over? The Hendrickes or Hypnotoad?