Die NBC

NBC made the ridiculous decision to shelve Community mid-season for Whitney Cummings (are you fucking kidding me?).

THE ANUS FLAG WILL PROUDLY RISE AGAIN!

Nice

Buffy reunion on American Dad!

on November 20th!

Dear Beyonce,

You look terribleeeeeeeeeeee as a blonde.

Let Lady GaGa look like Lady GaGa...

Jesse James - The New Tiger Woods

It seems that Tiger Woods' whore disease has hit and infected Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James,  and is slowly morphing him into an unfaithful man-whore (who for some reason, over-collects nazi memorabilia...........)

But yes, Hollywood seems we have another unfaithful jerk pushing his way into every (overly tatooed) stripper/whore/cyborg he can stick his penis into.

What is with this tendency of having multiple affairs? I mean so far, we thought he had it with one person, now his list is reaching up to 5 hoes. And it might go on...

And what is with this ridiculous tendency for Oscar-winning actresses to have scandals rise a week after their win? Is this from some sort of inferiority complex from their husbands not being able to handle their immense success or just a tiny penis thing?

Probably the penis thing. Either way, Scum!

If you're going to marry, you're signing your life and balls away to one person. Deal, or don't marry.

Victoria Secret's New Campaign

Ya... I'd love my body too if I looked like that  -_-

The Christina Hendrickes

 W...t...f

Holy boobscicles.

I'm sure a ton of guys are glued to the site of those puppies (and by puppies I mean boulders), but this is just too much. I mean, I'm not quite sure if those are boobs, or if someone just glued a booty to her chest. You know Pamela Anderson is crying in a corner somewhere because of THIS competition.

No really, LOOK AT THEM.

And what's scarier: I think they're real O_O.

That's one chest you can attempt to motorboat, but probably won't come out alive.

Who would win you over? The Hendrickes or Hypnotoad?

Canada's Women's Hockey Team Celebrates!

This is epicness in all its glory. 

After their victory against Team USA last night, the Canadian champs decided to celebrate their victory over the ice by getting CRUNKKKKKK (with cigars, champagne and beer).

Now the Olympics' executive director is getting his panties in twist, because of how this might be deemed innapropriate behavior for others to see, blah blahh blahhhh.

Pardon my french, but go fuck yourself.

They won, they deserve to celebrate however they want on home ice. Don't turn this into another media butt-hurt event like you guys did with Michael Phelps.

 GO CANADIAAAAAAA

Pictures by

National Post

YAY CANADA'S WOMEN'S HOCKEY TEAM

To all my Canadian bitches who won the Olympic gold medal for hockey: YOU ROCK!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOO

Hey Men's team, no pressure -_-

<3

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Tiger Woods in 10 Hoods

Vagina hoods.

So everyone was pretty shocked when Tiger Woods' extra-marital affair came to light, but now the count went up to 10 different hoebags (including a stripper).

Is pro-golfing really that much of a turn on? Or something that even attracts groupies? HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

There has been a lot of discussion surrounding Tiger Woods' wife bribed with money to stay in the loveless and possibly, STD stricken marriage as his trophy wife by basically offering her ...what around $20-$50-$80 million? Well no news of her accepting any of it, yet..... But she has officially moved out of Tiger's home.

Any wagers on how many more skanks come forward?

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The Superficial

Dear Twilight Fans,

Being the premiere weekend of the new Twilight movie, I have but this to say to you:

Suck it.

p.s. o0omfg

Lindsay LoLhan

What ever happened to this poor thing?

She went from a sweet, lil redhead going head to head with Hilary Duff in a popularity contest and now she's a 23 year old anorexic, bi-confused coke-head who looks like a rundown cougar.

What's with the corset? Is this her new way of keeping what flesh she has left together?

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The Superficial

Alice in Wonderland Poster

Pretty cool.
God forbid you would put Alice on an Alice in Wonderland poster.

I swear, everyone's on some kind of drug in this poster: The Tweedle dudes are stoned, the white Queen on extascy, the red Queen on crack and the treschire cat... Well looks disturbingly retarded... and high.
I wonder if Tim Burton also tripped on acid like Lewis Caroll when he thought up the grin on that.... Oh wait, he's Tim Burton...Of course he did.

That's probably his own face after having sex with Helena Bomham Carter.
She's crazy. I love her.

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Zap2It.com

Prince of Persia - Trailer

Sup Jakey Gyllenmanhotness

Smash hit? Or the likes of "The Mummy" series?

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Christina Aguilera's Berverly Hills Home - My type of Disney resort

I found in InStyle's October issue pictures of Christina Aguilera's pad in Beverly Hills.

Gotta say, the girl's got some imagination... well her interior designers do anyway.

Ridiculous for a family home? Maybe. But when you have money and rock, why the heck not.

This has got to be the most perfect bacherlorette pad, but I can't help but wonder how her husband feels. Well being sheltered and married to her Royal Hotness, I'm sure he sucked it up.

Voila :

Ya, the floor lights up

A Hair salon themed makeup room

Miley Cyrus' Lil Sister - Age Appropriate Clothing!

So, the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation's 16th Annual Dream Halloween has invited many celebs and child celebs to be part of the event.

One memorable appearance by Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister, Noah Cyrus.

Really Billy Ray Cyrus? Whoring out the younger one too? For shame.

How much more rent and hair transplants do these kids have to pay for you?

I may be wrong though, nowadays I'm sure all 9 year olds love playing with stripper boots and dominatrix corsets. Times have changed indeed.

So Halloween Costume? Or an eerie view into her future?

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Celebrity-Gossip.net

RoFL Pic

Nice

Marge Simpson in Playboy?

Apparently Playboy will be using Marge Simpson as the cover model for their next issue.

Wanna see how TV's ageless cartoon mom looks naked? Find out in November's issue.

Avril Lavigne makes a perfume - BE YOUR OWN STAR

You have got to be kidding me....

Go back to wearing ties and singing pop miss "sk8er".

Wonder what this puppy smells like? Fresh divorce? The tears from attention deprivation?

BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRR, BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRRR, lalaaalaaaaaaaaaa

p.s. do playboy already

Poor Carrot Top

What have you done to yourself.

Heidi Montag/Spencer wants to be a sex icon

Um... no.

This chick's ego is as big as her disaster performance at the Miss Universe pageant.

She recently had a mini interview with UK's Closer magazine, two questions, one being about her playboy shoot and her desire to get a boob job:

"Playboy shoot:
"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."
On the boobs:
"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

Listen, you delusional person-who-looks-like-your-husband's-relative, you will never be an iconic sex symbol. Sex symbols will show their tits in playboy, you did no such thing. You're a sad excuse for a media-whore, who only gets bad press.

Secondly, you have a flat ass. 
Bending over in pictures and tip-toeing in front of the paparazzo (that you conveniently call to at your every location), gives the illusion, not the actual curvy butt.

Do not brag on what you don't have.

Quotes from PerezHilton.com