Nice

Buffy reunion on American Dad!

on November 20th!

Julie & Julia

Ohhhhh, how did I not watch this movie sooner. Such a delight! Fetch me a croissant dawwwling! Haw haw haw!

Yes, it seems cooking movies bring out my inner housewife. DON'T JUDGE ME.

For those who don't know the movie, it's based on the stories of the life of America's favorite TV cook and author, Julia child (played by Meryl Streep) paralleled to the life of a girl in Queens, New York, Julie Powell (played by Amy Adams) who decides to challenge herself to cooking all of Julia Child's 524 recipes in one year and blog about it.

Both true stories.

Meryl Streep, you make one badass Julia Child.

They just had to reveal this wonderful bit of entertainment on french cooking with the much overuse of butter, dairy and how to make Boeuf Bourguignon AFTER I decide to become vegetarian/borderline vegan. 

You bastards.

Dear Twilight Fans,

Being the premiere weekend of the new Twilight movie, I have but this to say to you:

Suck it.

p.s. o0omfg

Alice in Wonderland Poster

Pretty cool.
God forbid you would put Alice on an Alice in Wonderland poster.

I swear, everyone's on some kind of drug in this poster: The Tweedle dudes are stoned, the white Queen on extascy, the red Queen on crack and the treschire cat... Well looks disturbingly retarded... and high.
I wonder if Tim Burton also tripped on acid like Lewis Caroll when he thought up the grin on that.... Oh wait, he's Tim Burton...Of course he did.

That's probably his own face after having sex with Helena Bomham Carter.
She's crazy. I love her.

Image from

Zap2It.com

Prince of Persia - Trailer

Sup Jakey Gyllenmanhotness

Smash hit? Or the likes of "The Mummy" series?

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Paranormal Activity

Since my Ninja costume plan ended up failing at the last minute, watching a scary movie at least completed one Halloween-related activity on my weekend list ( that and mouth-raping candy bars... god it's been too long...)

So hearing quite the tales regarding this lil blockbuster hit, I had to see it for myself, of course accompanied by my brave and FEARLESS boyfriend... (Andy you chicken butt -_-)...<3

"Scary" movies don't really scare me, they just gross me out.

No really.

Flying body parts, blood, sneaky attacks, blood, carving corpses, zombies, Paris Hilton , more blood etc etc... those aren't scary, they just end up being overly graphic, disgusting and more importantly, repetitive.

The only exception that has forever terrorized me is The Exorcist. Still scares the living crap out of me.

I gotta say, Paranormal Activity does take the cake. Who knew that a simple $15 000 budget movie would end up scaring the shit out of people to grossing up $68 mill.

This movie effectively unfolds the two things that we all genuinely fear the most: What we do not know and cannot see.

Sure tons of Hollywood big shots have tried to use these themes from their own perspective, but haven't quite mastered it like Paranormal Activity. This movie shows how effortless a real scare can be without all the gore and special FX.

Although most believe that this is based on true events, it is not. This is an entirely fake movie, but it successfully scared and bothered me.


I really, really, really miss those twix and snickers bars though....

Zombieland FTW

Best zombie movie ever.

Maybe not something for the whole family, but shotguns + a twinkie deprived Woody Harrelson + metal bats + that virgin cutie from Adventureland = Fun Friday night.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Sounds like a great porno :\

On Comingsoon.net

Chelsea Handler is the MAN

Happy Sunday internet people.

Although I try to manage my time as best I can, True Blood just doesn't come on enough to preoccupy me.

I decided to pick up reading. Yes, reading...and I don't mean the back of cereal boxes. 

I recently got to read TV funny woman Chelsea Handler's book Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea.

A very good read. Each chapter depicts interesting events in her life, from her broke dad pushing her to model for a lingerie line to drunken ex-con midgets.

Need to be entertained? She's got the goods. If you're not familiar with Chelsea handler, check out her show's "roundtable" clips on YouTube. I guarantee laughs.

Here's a roundtable clip from one of her episodes, and under, the link to the follow-up.

Part 2

Inglorious Basterds - YUS!

Best Movie I have seen so far this year.

Another brilliant adaptation from Quentin Tarantino.

"In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis."

This movie is a must see only for those who enjoy fictional awesomeness with scalping, German swearing and a slightly over-weight Hitler (NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!).