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To allllll those who adore smiling and force-smiling in all those pretty little party pics:

Please check your teeth.

We live in the 21st century, it's called Crest White Strips. 

Try 'em out -_-

Top 10 Places YOU Can't GO in the World

A list of 10 super secret places YOU can never go to.

SpOoky O_o! Click on the below link to the full descriptions and photos.

1. RAF Menwith Hill

2. Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center

3. Ise Grand Shrine

4. Room 39

5. Area 51

6. White’s Gentlemen’s Club

7. Moscow Metro-2

8. Club 33

9. Vatican Secret Archives

10.Mezhgorye

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█ ♥ █ YAY CANADA'S MEN'S HOCKEY TEAM █ ♥ █

So to all the Americans who got very cocky after our first loss against them last week, all I have to say is: 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE ARE WINNARSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Hockey really is the only thing any Canadian truly cares about at winter Olympics.

We are the proud gold winners of both Men and Women's hockey team at these 2010 Winter Olympics.

Apparently Canada is also the world record breaker for the most gold wins in winter Olympic history. Badass.

Congratumalations to all other winning countries and of course, the USA for bringing home the most medals in total. Enjoy that silver medal from hockey ;D.

See you in Sochi, Russia in 2014 :3

Happy Holidays

Didn't quite get into the holiday spirit this year. Working, working, working...Unpleasant shopping with all the (stupid) masses running around like headless chickens, missed every awesome Xmas special and my local Starbucks ran out of polar bear cookies..... UNACCEPTABLE!

Well tomorrow is Christmas eve supper for myself and many, many others. I just want to kick back, relax and enjoy me some turkey and everything that is mashed and buttery. Damn you mother and your delicious, buttery cooking!

Happy OM NOMs everyone!

xox

Tiger Woods in 10 Hoods

Vagina hoods.

So everyone was pretty shocked when Tiger Woods' extra-marital affair came to light, but now the count went up to 10 different hoebags (including a stripper).

Is pro-golfing really that much of a turn on? Or something that even attracts groupies? HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

There has been a lot of discussion surrounding Tiger Woods' wife bribed with money to stay in the loveless and possibly, STD stricken marriage as his trophy wife by basically offering her ...what around $20-$50-$80 million? Well no news of her accepting any of it, yet..... But she has officially moved out of Tiger's home.

Any wagers on how many more skanks come forward?

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Cucumbers - Not Just a Poor Woman's Sex Toy

Ever see a woman at the grocery store spend TOO much time carefully inspecting zucchinis and cucumbers?

Yup, because she's hungry....................clearly.

Asides from that, here are some interesting trips & tricks on cucumbers' beauty and non-beauty related uses:

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a slice of cucumber along the mirror the mirror will be clear and the residue provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of
  pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of
cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the photochemical in the cucumber cause the
  collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite.  Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and
  headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost,
 keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge?

  Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European during hunting to stave off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the
  squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling
    pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam,
   creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your
    mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the photochemical will kill the bacteria in your
    mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the
    surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but it won't leave streaks and
   won't harm your fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works
    great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Went to NY - Back from NY - Broke - New Moon spoof

So yes, I decided to do my first American Thanksgiving and attempt at battling my way through desperate soccer moms and tech nerds on Black Friday.

Asides from the delicious food and awesome-tacular Apple pies (2) that Andy's mom made me, Black Friday involved me splurging $100 at Sephora on regular priced items, a 2-for-1 deal on tops at Metropark and a cute vanilla bean hand soap from Bath & Body Works >.> (GO ME WOO HAND SOAP YEEAAHH!&!^!11!)

All this to show that I'm probably the only person who buys regularly priced shit on a Black Friday event and comes home 15 pounds heavier BEFORE Christmas.

I really need rethink my strategy next year >.>

In the mean time, enjoy this New Moon spoof. Full of Rofls.

NASA to blow up the Moon - Zombie Apocalypse in Motion

So, if you may not know by now, NASA has plans, tomorrow specifically, to blow up the moon, and by blow up, I mean shoot a $79 million satellite ( Lunar Crater Observation and its Sensing Satellite or LCROSS) at 6k mph into it.

The aim of the project is to find out whether the moon has water... and NASA will be doing this by giving the moon a new asshole.

How retarded or stoned do you have to be to come up with an idea this dumb?

This will disrupt the moon's supernatural pull on earth and thus begins the zombie awakening. Although, look on the bright side, this could put an end to all werewolf transformations. Can't have a full moon when it's got a hole the size of Octomom's cooch. OH SHI-

Enjoy the waves surfers.

io9.com article

The Buzz log article

NASA's LCROSS Project Page

Marge Simpson in Playboy?

Apparently Playboy will be using Marge Simpson as the cover model for their next issue.

Wanna see how TV's ageless cartoon mom looks naked? Find out in November's issue.

Oxford takes away hyphens

Way to encourage laziness.

Oxford has decided to release their new dictionnary by eliminating over 16000 hypenated words.

The reason?

"People are not confident about using hyphens anymore, they're not really sure what they are for...Printed writing is very much design-led these days in adverts and Web sites, and people feel that hyphens mess up the look of a nice bit of typography. The hyphen is seen as messy looking and old-fashioned.""

Well this is certainly encouraging... Maybe they'll change "You" for "U" to support all internet typing needs and finally make space for "lol" in the dictionary. Hey Oxford, while you're at it, why don't you stick Kanye West's face under douche-bag... or wait... is it... douchebag... LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW.

Article: Oxford Eliminates Hyphens