Die NBC

NBC made the ridiculous decision to shelve Community mid-season for Whitney Cummings (are you fucking kidding me?).

THE ANUS FLAG WILL PROUDLY RISE AGAIN!

Le Sigh

Ever get tired of stupid boys always fueling stupid bitches?

:/

Dear Beyonce,

You look terribleeeeeeeeeeee as a blonde.

Let Lady GaGa look like Lady GaGa...

Garnier Eye-Roller

I really don't understand why all the beauty gurus out there are obssessing over this product.

Been using it for 2 weeks now, under-eye area still the same.

Gel Liners

Everyone pretty much has their own way of using gel liners (or gel pots to some). Although most use it as their regular eyeliner, I personally enjoy using them for my waterline. Now this isn't the proper use of gel liners, but most use it for this anyways, since it does work. Most that I have tried manage to stay on my waterline far longer than any waterproof eyeliner pencil. I had tried 3 different brands so far and only one takes the cake when it comes to water resistance: L'Oréal's HIP.

I tried Maybelline's eyestudio pot liner and absolutely regret the purchase. Although I'm sure their liner is easy and wonderful for regular eyeliner use, it didn't pass the waterline test. The product came off minutes after application.

 

The more shocking failure was Stila's smudge pots. Now this is rather disappointing, considering Stila cosmetics are awesome and are reputed for their smudge pots. Well, like Maybelline, as I'm sure they do wonders as regular eyeliner and even as an eyeshadow base, they too failed the waterline test. In fact, the smudge pots were a challenge to apply. The product basically brittle's instantly once it touches your waterline and ends up everywhere in your eyelashes. I felt instant irritation just by trying to get the product on, and not as an allergic reaction, but just from playing around my waterline too much with it. Although, I will admit, for whatever amount I had managed to apply, the product sticks on VERY well, but the application was too annoying to bare to attempt ever again :'(

L'Oréal's HIP color truth cream eyeliner kicks absolute waterline ass. The product is simple to apply and stays on for long periods. It's the only gel liner I am able to bare and swear by  (until I find better :3).

TEEF

To allllll those who adore smiling and force-smiling in all those pretty little party pics:

Please check your teeth.

We live in the 21st century, it's called Crest White Strips. 

Try 'em out -_-

Amanzi vs Teavana - GREEN TEA BATTLE

Last week I gave myself a week off for spring break and went to New York with the boo. Shopping and eating. Best vacation combo ever. Not too sure how my wallet feels now :/ 

 And now I'm back to a week of non-stop work, both retail AND at home, with very unpleasant weather. Not so fun birthday week ahead ._.

My trips to New York basically mean another fun run at Amanzi's tea counter (went to Garden State Mall in new joizey though).

Best teas ever. Naturally infused loose leaves stored in air-tight tins at affordable prices and in a store where all the tea-lovin' accessories can be found.  The place also comes with a cute tea bar, where you can get pretty much anything made on-the-spot, from Ice teas to Bubble teas ^_^ (Ni hao, bitches). 

Naturally I had to stock up on some of my favorites, being as Montreal apparently isn't hip or asian enough to have tea bars... Not downtown anyways.

Once out of Amanzi, I ran into their competitor, Teavana.

Naturally,  I had to explore.

Contrary to Amanzi which has a very modern, bright and fun look, Teavana is more reserved and bases its business on the ancient art of tea making and drinking. Always fun to learn new things and see different perspectives.

Good tea, good times, but the whole Teavana rave did not leave much of an impression on me as Amanzi did.

First off, Teavana bases its sales by weight of their tea, not prepacked tins. You basically need to pay for $6 tins and THEN select the leafs you want, which will be priced according to the weight. Very expensive buying dry leaves and metal tins :/ 

Sooo I decided to stick with Amanzi because of its affordable prices, equal or higher quality tea and the no-hassle of the 'Weighin' n' Payin' business. I really don't see the point of it. It doesn't make it any more authentic, and quite frankly, doesn't make the experience any better.

So I'll stick with my delicious Morocan Mint green tea and wonder why i'm still awake and 5 hours away from doing aerobics....

HALPPPPPPP

Victoria Secret's New Campaign

Ya... I'd love my body too if I looked like that  -_-

Blippy.com - A More Useless Twitter

Blippy.com is a twitter-like website which posts all your purchases. 

You basically enter your credit/debit card(s) into your profile and Bam, every purchase gets posted.

...

Are you kidding me?

Nobody really understood the point of twitter, but everybody hopped on the bandwagon when they saw shitty celebrities using it. (Guilty >.>, but SHHHHHH)

Nobody gives a shit that you spent $6 on Miley Cyrus' album on iTunes.
Or $13 for Vagisil cream. Yes, I mean you, Kanye.

 

I swear these websites are revolutionizing the way we spent time on the toilet.

Fat Hair - Not so Fattening

Hair Profile:

Thin hair, oily scalp

In attempts to get my hair halfway to Mane-ville (well close to...), I decided to try Fat Hair shampoo and conditioner.

Guilty from reading a review on it, I stumbled on it the next day, on sale for $8.99 at the drugstore.

Try you, you say? Meh, why not.

Results? No dice.

DAMN YOU MARKETING TEAM!

I'm pretty sure the girls who have tried and reviewed these products have had satisfying or even amazing results, but this is probably due to the fact that every hair styling product that they've used has settled over the years. With all that excess sticking around from years of styling products, I'm sure Fat Hair sits on all that deposit quite nicely.

The products are supposedly aimed towards people with "baby thin hairs". My hairs are by no means "baby thin...", but they are thin. It is extremely rare that I spray my hair with styling products. The one I use most often is CHI's 44 Iron Guard, which I use on my ENDS only. My roots remain relatively untouched by boosters and sprays, so for this product to not work is just disappointing.

Just another basic drugstore shampoo and conditioner, perhaps a step-up from Herbal Essences, but you might want to save that extra dollar.

Zoya Nail Finale

This is a Zoya nail polish named Akyra that came with my last one, Blair.

This will probably be my last purchase from them, since their descriptions are not accurate or consistent.

I like good, subtle shimmer and metallic colors that require no more than two coats of nail polish. This one was described to be very opaque, yet it applies so clear, that it requires about 3-4 coats before you get the full bottle color.

It seems as though every blue to green shade nail polish from Zoya does that. Disappointing really.

Interesting color, more of a summer shade than anything else. I think i'll just stick to the classics from now on.

I guarantee you one thing, this will be a nightmare to take off :/

Miley Cyrus' Lil Sister - Age Appropriate Clothing!

So, the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation's 16th Annual Dream Halloween has invited many celebs and child celebs to be part of the event.

One memorable appearance by Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister, Noah Cyrus.

Really Billy Ray Cyrus? Whoring out the younger one too? For shame.

How much more rent and hair transplants do these kids have to pay for you?

I may be wrong though, nowadays I'm sure all 9 year olds love playing with stripper boots and dominatrix corsets. Times have changed indeed.

So Halloween Costume? Or an eerie view into her future?

Photo From

Celebrity-Gossip.net

NASA to blow up the Moon - Zombie Apocalypse in Motion

So, if you may not know by now, NASA has plans, tomorrow specifically, to blow up the moon, and by blow up, I mean shoot a $79 million satellite ( Lunar Crater Observation and its Sensing Satellite or LCROSS) at 6k mph into it.

The aim of the project is to find out whether the moon has water... and NASA will be doing this by giving the moon a new asshole.

How retarded or stoned do you have to be to come up with an idea this dumb?

This will disrupt the moon's supernatural pull on earth and thus begins the zombie awakening. Although, look on the bright side, this could put an end to all werewolf transformations. Can't have a full moon when it's got a hole the size of Octomom's cooch. OH SHI-

Enjoy the waves surfers.

io9.com article

The Buzz log article

NASA's LCROSS Project Page

Avril Lavigne makes a perfume - BE YOUR OWN STAR

You have got to be kidding me....

Go back to wearing ties and singing pop miss "sk8er".

Wonder what this puppy smells like? Fresh divorce? The tears from attention deprivation?

BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRR, BLACK STARRRRRRRRRRRR, lalaaalaaaaaaaaaa

p.s. do playboy already

Heidi Montag/Spencer wants to be a sex icon

Um... no.

This chick's ego is as big as her disaster performance at the Miss Universe pageant.

She recently had a mini interview with UK's Closer magazine, two questions, one being about her playboy shoot and her desire to get a boob job:

"Playboy shoot:
"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."
On the boobs:
"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

Listen, you delusional person-who-looks-like-your-husband's-relative, you will never be an iconic sex symbol. Sex symbols will show their tits in playboy, you did no such thing. You're a sad excuse for a media-whore, who only gets bad press.

Secondly, you have a flat ass. 
Bending over in pictures and tip-toeing in front of the paparazzo (that you conveniently call to at your every location), gives the illusion, not the actual curvy butt.

Do not brag on what you don't have.

Quotes from PerezHilton.com

Dear Kanye West,

You are an embarassment.

The man is an attention-craving, brainless and disrespectful assbag.

When is he going to sit his ass down and learn to agree to disagree?

Of course he forgot to dose up on Midol and his itchy vagina pushed him to do what is unarguably another douchebag move.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is about Kanye West stealing Taylor Swift's spotlight right when she was giving her acceptance speech. Instead of letting her have her moment, he went on stage, interrupted her to say that Beyonce's music video was the best of all time, thus making 19 year old Taylor Swift, feel like absolute shit.

What a gentleman.
Taylor Swift deserved her moment, he had no right to do what he did. Thankfully Beyonce is a classy lady for cleaning up his stupidity (when she won her own award, she had Taylor come on stage to do another acceptance speech).

Of course, I'm sure his PR agents were most confused and shocked at this whole ordeal and immediately ordered him to apologize...........on his blog......................LIKE A REAL MAN (ALL IN CAPS!!!!111!1!11!!&%#)!!!

Every year, this guy has something to bitch about and does it better than any 2 year old I've come across.
He couldn't stand not winning a VMA award and got caught exploding backstage (~ in 2007), spazzing out like someone spilt white-out on that manly pleather shirt he wore last night........
He also shunned random artists for winning awards he deemed undeserving (e.g: The Dixie Chicks Grammy award back in 2007) and other tasteless efforts to seek attention.

I think he's just butt-hurt that someone as young as Taylor is outselling him.

I'll be riding the bus that runs you over, Kanye.

Ya that's right, come and get me with your Venetian Blinds.

Picture by PerezHilton.com

Chris Brown Wtf?

There has been a lot of talk about Chris Brown's recent interview on Larry King live, more specifically on the part of the interview where he says he can't remember beating up Rhianna....

So let me get this straight... you make a public video apologizing for beating her up, you go on Larry King to redeem yourself, claim to have forgotten beating her and do it looking like fucking Pee-Wee Herman?

Nice bow-tie, gangsta.

Disney Bought out Marvel ?!? NOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU BASTARDS

So Disney bought out Marvel comics for approximately $4 billion, owning now up to 5000 comic characters.

Disney CEO Robert Iger gives out the following statements:

"We believe that adding Marvel to Disney's unique portfolio of brands provides significant opportunities for long-term growth and value creation..."

"Disney is the perfect home for Marvel's fantastic library of characters given its proven ability to expand content creation and licensing businesses," said Marvel chief executive Ike Perlmutter."

They apparently believe that buying out Marvel will bring in a new audience to Disney that will appreciate more than just Miley Cyrus' nudes.

What are you guys going to do with 5000 comic characters anyways?

I swear if you bastards turn my Gambit and Wolverine into a new Jonas Brothers-type sensation, I will send Jack Bauer to hunt down your asses and steal your garden gnomes.....YOU HEARD ME?!

Peasants

BBC Article

I just died a little inside today ._.

E.L.F Products

Hay Hay Gurllllfrendzzzzzz

I hereby confess a guilty pleasure that I have developed recently: An addiction to purchasing and testing cosmetics.

Along my search for beauty advice over the int3rwebz and on YouTube (see Chris Crocker), I also discovered a website from a somewhat well-known line of products called E.L.F (Eyes Lips.Face) that I had to share.

What stumped me about this company was how inexpensive their products are, more specifically, their professional make-up brushes.

Good professional make-up brushes usually go between $20-$30 a brush, whereas this company sells professional brushes for $3 each. My inner-cheapo and whatever 'girly' side exists in me pressured me to purchase a couple of items.

Upon receiving my order, I couldn't believe how good the quality of their brushes are and at such a low cost.

Out of my entire purchase, my favorites would have to be the E.L.F warm bronzer ($3) and the kabuki brush (that one brush alone retails for over $20 and sells on this website for $5).

So if you're looking for some cosmetic steals, I'd definitely check out this site.

One absolute hate about E.L.F: their customer service.

My order was missing 2 items. I called their customer service and I waited for (checking Skype history....) 1:15:06 :\. Even after all that time, still no answer. Terrible. I'd even say Terribad.

I then had to resolve my issue by e-mail, which took them about 4 days to respond to. Luckily, they sent me the missing items within the week. But this experience overall wasn't a very pleasant one.

If you choose to purchase anything over their website, I wish you better results. But i'm sure you will enjoy the products.

E.L.F Website

FROSH WEEK

This week is Frosh week for both McGill and Concordia Universities in Montreal. 

A week-long noble tradition for both universities, where students can roam freely around the streets of Montreal, frolicking in silly attire and drinking heavily. This experience is supposed to make new students get to know each other and be part of the campus community.

This is also known as Snipe-A-Freshman Week.

Pick your station and balloon-bomb (or run over) drunken freshmen, prancing around like idiots, making this event a Mardi Gras episode on C.O.P.S

Any wagers on how many freshmen chicks get knocked up? Place your bets!